You My Thyroid Pills
To the tune of "Brown Eyed Girl"…
Hey, I'm so hypo
Day Ten of fog-brain
Can't wait to swallow
Pills with a long name
Nappin' and a slumpin' all day
Gripin' and a grumblin'
In my hypothyroid haze
With my head a-thumpin'
I miss you - my thyroid pills
You my - thyroid pills
Whatever happened
My reflex' are so slow
Slowin' down in th' old mind
With a long, long way to go
Sleepin' in the daylight, crashin'
Feelin' groggy all-in-all
Slippin' and a-slidin'
All along a hypo fall
Without you - my thyroid pills
You my - thyroid pills
CHORUS:
I still remember when
I used to take
Sha la la la la la la la la la la di da
Sha la la la la la la la la la la di da
Thyroid pills
So hard to face the day
Now that my pills are gone
Think of them every day
My, it's been so long
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes I'm overcome thinkin' 'bout
How it was before I crashed
Eatin' iodized sodium and you
My thyroid pills
You my - thyroid pills
(Repeat Chorus and fade)