Wasting Away Again In Hypothyroid
Hell
Hey
kids! It's time for another Sing-Along! (In the style of Jimmy Buffet)
Feel
like a sponge cake
Retaining a whole lake
Painting my neck with scar-healing oil
Bummed about something
Probably nothing
Dreamin' of shrimp that are beginning to boil
Wastin' away again in hypothyroid hell
Searchin' for my non-iodized salt
Some people claim that it is all in my brain
But I know it's hypo hell's fault
I know the reason I'm lyin' here freezin'
Nothing to blame but this hypo hell flu
It's a real doozie
I'm incredibly moody
How long it lasts,
I haven't a clue
Wastin'
away again
in hypothyroid hell
Searchin' for my non-iodized salt
Some people claim that it is all in my brain
But I know it's hypo hell's fault
I blow off alarm clocks
Sleep through 'em non-stop
The way I feel I don't wanna leave home
A snooze would be splendor
And soon I'll surrender
That dozin' solution will help me hang on
Wastin' away again
in hypothyroid hell
Searchin' for my non-iodized salt
Some people claim that it is all in my brain
But I know it's hypo hell's fault
Some people claim that I am acting insane
But I know it's hypo hell's fault