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Craving
Dawn 'Til Midnight
What Patsy Cline would be singing if she were hypo!
I
go on craving, dawn 'til midnight
I almost can't fight these dietary blues
I'm always craving, dawn 'til midnight
Iodized foods!
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Don't
I Hate These Diet Rules
Being on the low-iodine diet is enough to make even
Crystal Gayle's brown eyes blue!
Don't
know when I've been so blue
Don't know how I'll make it through
With no iodized food
And don't I hate these diet rules...
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Hotel
Isolation
Travel back with me, to the summer of '76. The
Eagles are playing on the radio.
Remember the haunting melody of this timeless epic...
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair...
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Hypo
Trails To You
Ride
with me now, along that dusty trail back in time. Back
to the days of Dale and Trigger and Roy.
Hypo
trails to you
Until you reach the end
Hypo trails to you
Keep sliding until then!
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Lazy
If
Patsy Cline were hypo, she'd be singing this song...
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My
God, I'm A Hypo Boy!
Remember how John Denver made the world seem so simple?
Join me now in singing this perky song...
Well
life on the couch is kinda laid back
Ain't much an old hypo boy like me can't hack
It's late to rise and early in the sack
My God, I'm a hypo boy!
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Oh
Babe, I Hate To Glow
Remember
the beautiful harmonies of Peter, Paul and Mary?
All
my bags are packed, I'm ready to glow
I'm standing here outside the door
With "Danger: Radiation!" on the sign...
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Oh,
My Rear, My Big Fat Rear
Imagine Julie Andrews and the Von Trapp Family Singers
going hypothyroid…
Oh, my rear, my big fat rear
Hey, this hypo isn't fun...
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Scarry,
Scarry Night
Scarry,
scarry night
Patient's mood is blue and grey
Look out on a summer's day
And wear your sunscreen
on your tender throat...
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Send
Us A Song, You're The Cheerleader
This
song is about the ThyCa listserv, an on-line support
group. Finding that group made a huge difference in
my life after my diagnosis.
It's
nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd logs in
There's an old friend on the list tonight
Makin' light of how hypo he's been...
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The
Ballad Of Hypo Linn
Think
Beverly Hillbillies!
Now
listen to a story 'bout a girl named Linn
Poor hypo dear, had her hand upon her chin!
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The
Twelve Weeks Of HypoHell
Sing this one to the tune of "The Twelve Days
Of Christmas". A-one and a-two....
In
the first week of hypo hell
my symptoms gave to me
the need for a really great nap!
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Thyca
Patients Sing This Song
Another perky classic!
ThyCa
patients sing this song
Doo-dah, doo-dah
ThyCa listserve's five miles long
Oh, the doo-dah day!
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Thyca's
Greatest Hits
From
classics to show tunes, kids' songs to pop rock, you'll
get the best of ThyCa hit songs!
My
ThyCa's back
and there's gonna be trouble!
Hey la, hey la, my ThyCa's back!
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Wasting
Away Again In Hypothyroid Hell
In the style of Jimmy Buffet
Wastin'
away again in hypothyroid hell
Searchin' for my non-iodized salt
Some people claim that it is all in my brain
But I know it's hypo hell's fault
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You
My Thyroid Pills
To the tune of "Brown Eyed Girl"
Hey,
I'm so hypo
Day Ten of fog-brain
Can't wait to swallow
Pills with a long name
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