Oh, My Rear, My Big Fat Rear

Imagine Julie Andrews and the Von Trapp Family Singers going hypothyroid…

 

Oh:       my rear, my big fat rear

Hey:     this hypo isn't fun

Me:      a shame - I’m not myself

Fog:     my brain - it cannot run

So:       I think I’ll go to bed

Blah:     to bloat and wallow so

Tea:      something to warm my head

That will bring us back to HYpo, HYpo!

 

(Sing it again!)