My God, I'm A Hypo Boy!

Remember how John Denver made the world seem so simple? Join me now in
singing this perky song, "My God, I'm A Hypo Boy!"


Well life on the couch is kinda laid back
Ain't much an old hypo boy like me can't hack
It's late to rise and early in the sack
My God, I'm a hypo boy!

Well a sluggish kinda life never did me no harm
Dozin' on my family and missin' the alarm
My days are all filled with a lazy hypo charm
My God, I'm a hypo boy!

When my nap's all done and sun's settin' low
I pull out my bathrobe and I tie it kinda low
Can't see my feet but they're somewhere down below
My God, I'm a hypo boy!

I’d rather be snorin’ all day if I could
But the boss and my wife wouldn’t take it very good
So I sleep when I can, work when I should
My God, I’m a hypo boy!

(Chorus)
Well I got me some Synthroid, maybe too little
When the sun's comin' up I got flab on my middle
Life ain't nothin' but a pesky hypo riddle
My God, I'm a hypo boy!

Well I would trade my life for diamonds or jewels
I've always been one of those hyper-hungry fools
I'd rather have a middle so my wife kinda drools
My God, I'm a hypo boy!

Hyper folks have energy and stay pretty lean
A lotta hypo people think that's mighty keen
Well folks let me tell ya now exactly what I mean
My God! I'm a hypo boy!

(Chorus)
Well I got me some Synthroid, maybe too little
When the sun's comin' up I got flab on my middle
Life ain't nothin' but a pesky hypo riddle
My God, I'm a hypo boy!

Well, they’ll fiddle with my dosage til the day I die
Doin’ what they can to get my TSH right
Sometimes it’s low, sometimes it’s high
My God, I’m a hypo boy!

My endo told me, “Son, your dosage is a riddle
Ya oughta feel fine, just as fit as a fiddle.
But you feel like a slug, so we’ll raise it just a little.”
My God, I’m a hypo boy!

(Chorus)
Well I got me some Synthroid, maybe too little
When the sun's comin' up I got flab on my middle
Life ain't nothin' but a pesky hypo riddle
My God, I'm a hypo boy!