ThyCa's Greatest
Hits
The following paid announcement is
brought to you by the beautiful HypoHotel, a world-class resort catering
to the needs of ThyCa patients. ;-)
ANNOUNCING!!!...
...For the first time ever, this incredible collection of "ThyCa's
Greatest Hits", sung by the original stars, is available to you!
Now, for a low, low price, you'll be able to sing along with the stars
who made these songs famous. From classics to show tunes, kids' songs
to pop rock, you'll get the best of ThyCa hit songs!
Just listen to some of the fabulous tunes you'll receive, like this
60's pop favorite:
"My ThyCa's back
and there's gonna be trouble!
Hey la, hey la, my ThyCa's back!
Original hits, original stars! Like this classic country and western
hit:
"Lazy
I'm lazy from being so hypo
I'm lazy
Lazy and feeling so blue..."
And who can resist singing
along with this pop tune:
"I can see clearly now the RAIn is gone
I can have Synthroid each and every day
Gone are the nuking rays that made me glow
It's gonna be a bright <bright> bright sunshiny day!"
Relive those familiar
emotions with this country ballad:
"I feel so bad
I've got a foggy mind
I'm so hypo
all the time
since I left my thyroid behind
in Surgery Two
Paying nickels
Paying dimes
Paying all my bills on time
Looking forward to wealthier times
and little pills..."
Grab your partner and
do-si-do to this old favorite:
"ThyCa patients sing this song,
Doo-dah, doo-dah.
ThyCa listserv's five miles long,
Oh, the doo-dah day.
It's isolation time for me,
Doo-dah, doo-dah.
Drink and pucker, puke and pee!
Oh, the doo-dah day!"
You'll hear the smash hit that spent weeks at the top of the charts:
"RAIn drops keep fallin' on my head
And that always means my eyes will soon be turning red
Nothing seems to fit
This weight gain keeps
Packing on the pounds
I keep gaining
So I just did me some talking to the nurse
And I said I didn't like the way my poor throat hurts
Aching all the time
Those RAIn drops keep falling on my head
They keep falling...."
Sing along with the happy sounds of:
"Zippity doo dah
Zippity yay!
My, oh my, what a hyper day!
Plenty of Synthroid heading my way,
Zippity doo dah
Zippity yay!"
From kids' favorites to
classics, you'll hear the songs that spanned generations:
"Pardon me boy,
Is that the scar that took your thyroid?"
You'll get all this and MUCH MORE! This collection is not available
in any store. Order now and receive absolutely free, the complete lyrics
to that ThyCa favorite, "The Twelve Weeks Of Hypo Hell":
"In the fifth week of hypo hell
my symptoms gave to me
FIVE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS!
Four bouts of weeping,
three seafood cravings,
two migraine headaches,
and the need for a really great nap!"
Call now. Operators are standing by. ;-)=)
(That's a wink with a thyroidectomy scar at the base
of the throat!)